THE NEW HOUSEWIFE ON THE BLOCK

It was a sunny day at Fratpad when Tyreese met BuckB and mtoeta for lunch.

“What are you going to do?” asked BuckB. “Are you going to make peace with Herm so he will introduce you to your birth father?”

“Oh hell no!” exclaimed Tyreese. “That skank has nothing on me! I don't believe anything he says!”

“Aren't you a little bit curious if Herm has really found your daddy?” asked mtoeta.

“Don't you worry,” said Tyreese. “I have a big surprise for Herm!”


Meanwhile, Herm was having lunch with JustJayJ, Howdy, and PhoinixBlue.

“Tyreese's days are numbered!” announced Herm. “I'm sending him back to Hell where he came from!”

“Don't let this upset you,” advised JustJayJ. “You'll get wrinkles.”

“Wrinkles vanish with Tru Re-Doo!” stated PhoinixBlue. “It's all natural!”

“Hurry up and pay the check,” said Howdy. “I have to get to a book signing!”

“A book signing?” asked JustJayJ. “You wrote a book?”

“Yes,” said Howdy as he held up a copy of his book, Secrets of a Methodist Mutha by Howdy Ann Manson.

"Eeek!" exclaimed JustJayJ.

“I have to hurry as well,” stated JustJayJ. “I have a hot date!”

“Another one?” asked Howdy. “Is is with who I think it is?”

"Yes,” nodded JustJayJ. “Big Whopper and I are still hot and heavy.”

“I think it's disgusting that you are fornicating with an older weather man!” said Herm. “You're going to HELL!”

"Will you ever reveal Big Whopper's true identity?" asked Howdy.

"Never!" smiled JustJayJ.


Later, mtoeta, BuckB, Howdy, JustJayJ and PhoinixBlue gathered at the Fratpad Banquet Hall to put the finishing touches on the charity benefit for The Skavery Foundation for People with Horrible Skin.

“I hope and pray that Herm and Tyreese don't ruin my darling Skavery's big night!” said mtoeta.

“I have wonderful news,” said PhoinixBlue who was wearing a stylish “I'm Hung Like William Hung” t-shirt. “The warehouse is sending over an extra case of Tru Re-Doo for the benefit!”

“I'll trade you a free copy of Secrets of a Methodist Mutha for some free Tru Re-Doo!” offered Howdy.

“No one wants to read your book, Howdy,” said JustJayJ.

“Check out the reviews on Amazon,” replied Howdy. “They are raving about my book!”

“That's because YOU wrote them!” said BuckB.

“Listen," said Howdy. "They are still raving about me!” said Howdy.

“Calm down girls,” said a voice from the back of the banquet hall. “Hulko44 the Party Planner Extraordinaire is here to save the day!”

“Hulko44 is planning the charity benefit?” gasped JustJayJ.

“She's the Calvin Klein of party planners!” said PhoinixBlue.

“Did you bring free samples?” asked Howdy.

“Where did you come from?” asked mtoeta. “I didn't hire a party planner!”

“Skavery hired me,” said Hulko44. “She said you would screw it up if you did it on your own.”

“My darling Skavery is always thinking ahead!” smiled mtoeta.

“Skavery also said she hates you and hopes you can't make it to the benefit,” said Hulko44. “Now lets plan a party, shall we?”

Later, Tyreese dialed his Boost Mobile prepaid phone.

"Hello, Jackie Collins!” said Tyreese. “I did you a favor and made your book about Herm a best seller. Now I need a favor! I need a favor that will destroy Herm once and for all!”

To be Continued....