"LOVE IS IN THE AIR"

The Housewives gathered at Tyreese's house for a dinner party to celebrate Tyreese's 40^th birthday.

“Oh Tyreese,” said ShaunnyShaun. “You don't look a day over thirty nine!”

“Why thank you,” said Tyreese. “Where's my gift?”

“Can we cut the cake now?” asked Howdy.

“No!” said Tyreese. “I have to share my fabulous news with everyone first!”

“Fabulous news?” asked PhoinixBlue. “Is Herm coming back?”

“That's not funny,” said Tyreese. “My fabulous news is that I've just gotten my latest IQ test results and it is official: I'm the smartest housewife in Fratpad!”

“Congratulations,” said ShaunnyShaun. “Now can we have some cake?”

“Wait a second, please,” asked mtoeta. “Hulko and I have news for everyone, too!”

“Keep it to yourselves” said Tyreese. “This is my party, I prefer to keep the news about me.”

“We've kept it to ourselves for a while,” said Hulko.

“But now we've agreed it's time to share with our friends,” said mtoeta.

“mtoeta and I share the love that dare not speak it's name!” explained Hulko.

“Huh?” asked PhoinixBlue.

“What she say?” asked Tyreese.

“Gurl,” snapped ShaunnyShaun. “Hulko and mtoeta jumped in the lady pond!”

“Pond?” asked Psydekick.

“Yes!” said Howdy. “They are lesbians for each other, mmk?”

“Congratulations!” said the houseives in unison.

“This is so touching,” wept PhoinixBlue. “It makes me want to watch The Ellen Show!”

“Good luck with your carpet munching, lets eat cake now,” said ShaunnyShaun.

“Before we cut the cake,” said Howdy. “I have news to share, as well!”

“Oh come the fuck on!!!” said Tyreese. “This is my damn party!”

“What news?” asked Psydekick.

“Is it about your date?” asked BuckB. “How did it go?”

“I fell in love,” said Howdy as she smiled sweetly.

“Love?” asked BuckB. “With who?”

“Come on in, honey,” said Howdy, as she opened the door.

The Housewives gasped as Taylor walked in and swept Howdy off her feet.

“Howdy Ann Manson,” said Taylor. “Will you marry me?”

“Yes!” exclaimed Howdy. “Oh, yes!”

The next day, PhoinixBlue and BuckB met Hulko and mtoeta for lunch.

“I admit it,” said PhoinixBlue. “I'm jealous.”

“Well its all your fault!” said BuckB. “You hired Patti Stanger for Howdy!”

“Phoinix do me a favor,” asked mtoeta. “Hire Patti for me! Maybe she'll hook me up with Trent!”

“Trent!” exclaimed Hulko. “What about me?”

“Oh, sweetie-pie, angel-vag,” said mtoeta. “You always come first to me! We can share Trent!”

“Oh, I like that!” said Hulko as she kissed mtoeta.

“Eek!” said PhoinixBlue. “I feel like I'm watching Cinemax!”

“Can we get back on topic?” asked BuckB. “What about Howdy and Taylor? They can't get married! That's just insane!”

“Let's break them up!” suggested mtoeta.

“Break them up?” asked PhoinixBlue. “Howdy would never forgive us!”

“Actually,” pondered Hulko. “It would create drama, and Howdy loves drama!”

“Let's do it!” agreed the Housewives.

Meanwhile, Tyreese, ShaunnyShaun, and Psydekick were plotting.

“This wedding cannot take place!” said Tyreese. “If anyone marries a fratmen, it will be me!”

“Why you?” asked Psydekick. “Why not me? I've loved Taylor for years!”

“Me too!” said ShaunnyShaun. “He was my first FratLove!”

“How can we stop it?” asked Tyreese.

“We have to think of a way to make Taylor not love Howdy!” suggested ShaunnyShaun.

“Umm, Taylor is studying to be an optometrist, right?” asked Pysdekick.

“Yes,” answered Tyreese.

“So he should be able to SEE Howdy!” replied Psydekick. “I don't understand why he still wants to be with her!”

“I will stop this wedding if it's the last thing I do!” exclaimed Tyreese.

Just then the mailman arrived.

“Hey look!” exclaimed Tyreese. We all have mail!”

Tyreese, ShaunnyShaun, and Psydekick opened their envelopes and gasped.

“It's an invitation to Howdy and Taylor's wedding!” screamed ShaunnyShaun.

“The wedding is tomorrow!” screamed Psydekick.

“Over my dead body!” said Tyreese.

TO BE CONTINUED...