Thursday, August 12, 2010

MEET THE HOUSEWIVES

mtoeta

"Fratpad is my playground."

For mtoeta, fratpad isn't a place - it is a way of life. Along with chums Howdy, JustJayJ, and BuckB, mtoeta runs the pad as if it was the headquarters of her very own company. And that's just the way moteta likes it!



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BuckB


"To a certain group of people in fratpad, status is everything."

BuckB has been a fixture at fratpad on and off for four years. She considers herself to be frat royalty, and will do anything - ANYTHING - to climb the social frat ladder.



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PhoinixBlue


"I run with a fabulous circle of queens."

PhoinixBlue balances a life of a carefree fratpad member along with the stress of being an international superstar - but does it all with style and a smart fashion sense. Phonix is quick to tell all of her fans to "Follow your dreams!"


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JustJayJ.


"You mess with my fratpad family, you mess with me..."

Funny, dramatic, and painfully loyal to Leo, JustJayJ (JJ to her friends) has been stalking the pad since the day it opened. If you bump into her (probably in a dark alley), be sure to ask her how many days it's been since Diggy left. She'll know...


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Tyreese

"I'm an independent woman, doin' it for myself."

Tyreese is a mess. Tyreese is a hot mess. If there is gossip to be heard, Miss Tyreese will be sure to tell you all about it. She misses her homeboy Mick, but will always have a place for Max in her heart.



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Howdy


"I like making my own pineapple juice, I find that an aphrodisiac."

Howdy is "The Connector" of the pad, meaning that all members who know each other do so through Howdy. Howdy is arguably the most well known member in fratpad's history. And that is not necessarily a good thing.


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Herm
"You either love me or hate me, there is no in between with me. Did I mention you are all going to HELL???”

Depending on who you ask, Herm is either a gift from God or a punishment from Satan. Herm may be currently banned from the pad, but he is never too far out of the loop...

4 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my eyes are leaking this is so funny

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  2. OMG.... I think I pee'd a little in my pants over this!!!! I think this is too hilarious!!! Thank God I am a HUBBY not a HOUSEWIFE!!!!

    All though I will admit they are each STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL in their own individual way.... oh wait, these aren't my glasses I have on!!!! Let me get mine!!!!

    HMMMM.... OMFG..... Who let the fugly's loose tonight!!! hahahahaha... j/k

    Love it....

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