THE FEUD

It was a sunny afternoon in Fratpad when the Housewives gathered to have lunch together. Everyone noticed Howdy's new housedress, which had a trimming effect on his belly.

“Thank you!” exclaimed Howdy. “It's an original from Shim by Sheree!”
“I have news,” announced Herm. “You're all going to HELL!”
“Why does Herm have to be here?” asked Tyreese. “No one likes Herm!”
“No one likes you either,” barked Herm. “But I'm sure they'll love you in HELL!”
“I don't have time for this,” replied Tyreese. “I have a private with Max in a few minutes.”
“That's odd because I have a private with Max in a few minutes,” smiled Herm. “I guess you'll just have to wait.”

Later that day, Howdy and JustJayJ were busy planning a birthday party for their mutual friend, Fratpad_PD.

“Can we get a cake in the shape of a blog?” asked JustJayJ.
“Listen,” said Howdy. “You shut up and let me do the planning, mmk?”

Suddenly, Howdy and JustJayJ heard arguing and went to investigate. Along they way, they stumbled upon motoeta and PhoinixBlue, who was wearing a red lace Gaga mask.

“Come quick!” exclaimed mtoeta. “Herm and Tyreese are fighting over the private with Max!”
“And I look fabulous in my Gaga mask that I personally hand-crafted!” said PhoinixBlue.

As the group turned the corner, they saw BuckB doing her best to keep Tyreese and Herm apart.

“It was MY private I booked it first!” yelled Tyreese.
“Max doesn't want to waste his time with you! Your a sinner doomed to eternal hellfire!” shouted Herm.
“You can't even log in for a private – your BANNED!” screetched Tyreese.
“Your soul is banned from Heaven!” spat Herm.
“Can you bitches puh-leeze stop and give it a rest?” said BuckB, as he kept Herm and Tyreese from scratching each others eyes out.

Later that night, everyone gathered for Fratpad_PD's lavish birthday party, which was hosted by the Housewives.

“I don't know why I'm even here,” stated Herm. “PD is a sinner from the pits of HELL! I am a Christian and should be surrounded by love and light, mmk?”
“It's a party,” JustJayJ reminded Herm. “That means free food and booze!”
“I only drink Holy Water,” replied Herm.

Across the room, Tyreese was bending the ears of Howdy, mtoeta, BuckB, and PhoinixBlue.

“Does anyone else think that there is something diabolical about Herm?” asked Tyreese.
“Hermie is harmless,” answered Howdy. “And she's a hottie!”
“Well,” BuckB chimed in. “Herm does cause a lot of drama in chat.”
“I love drama,” said mtoeta. “Drama is fun!”
“Herm's drama isn't fun!” snapped Tyreese. “It's evil. And it must be stopped!”
“Hey, its getting late!” said Howdy. “Where the hell is PD?”

The next day, all of the Housewives (except Herm) were summoned to lunch with Tyreese.


“What's going on?” asked PhoinixBlue, who was wearing a pair of Bedazzled skinny jeans.
“I did a little digging,” smiled Tyreese. “And you'll never guess what I found?”
“A plastic surgeon?” asked Howdy.
“Shut up, Howdy!” Tyreese snapped as he put a book on the lunch table.

The others gasped as they saw the cover of the book – Banned! The Unauthorized Biography of Herm by Jackie Collins.

“Oh my, exclaimed BuckB. “Is that real?”
“Yes!” smiled Tyreese. “Oh yes! And wait til you see what Herm has been hiding from us!”
 
 
 

 
To Be Continued...